Dream Log night of 7-20
I have decided to write down my dreams in an attempt to remember them. I have a terrible problem with remembering. Oddly enough though, today I partly remember two dreams. Here they go.
Gladiator Ball From The Future
It was a day like any other, it was a weekend and I was at my grandparents and was playing inside this giant ball. It was a lot like the ball from American Gladiators except it was completely enclosed and had a whole bunch of gizmos on the inside. It was also real easy to... drive I guess. I played around in the yard for a while when I though to myself this would be so much more fun in the field. So I rolled it over to the gate and opened it and then played my heart out. It was so much fun. I didn't come in until I was worn out and could hardly make the thing go. I went straight to bed and didn't wake up until I hear someone yelling "Someone left the gate open and Grandpa's prized Bellhog has gotten loose!" I of course pretended like I didn't know who left it open but I felt really bad. Really super terribly bad. It actually woke me up in a slightly frightened state. It was awful. I wish I knew what a bellhog was. That really baffles me, I don't usually make up words in my dreams.
The next dream I believe I had shortly after I fell back asleep and continued until I got up.
Disney Porn
This dream takes place in my future roommates house. His girlfriend and he are in the living room talking, or maybe making out, I don't know, I was on the computer in the kitchen. What was I doing on the computer you ask? Well, first I was playing a boring game, I don't remember what I was doing it in it was just boring. Then, I decided I needed to see something naughty but I didn't want to get caught so I found a site that would not be easily distinguished as porn but only as a cute little Disney fansite. I didn't look for pictures of Bell or the Little Mermaid, no, it had to be Minnie Mouse... I must say that I will never be able to look at a mouse again and I know Mickey won't ever trust me again. Anyway, that's the end of my dreams. Don't send me to an asylum.
Gladiator Ball From The Future
It was a day like any other, it was a weekend and I was at my grandparents and was playing inside this giant ball. It was a lot like the ball from American Gladiators except it was completely enclosed and had a whole bunch of gizmos on the inside. It was also real easy to... drive I guess. I played around in the yard for a while when I though to myself this would be so much more fun in the field. So I rolled it over to the gate and opened it and then played my heart out. It was so much fun. I didn't come in until I was worn out and could hardly make the thing go. I went straight to bed and didn't wake up until I hear someone yelling "Someone left the gate open and Grandpa's prized Bellhog has gotten loose!" I of course pretended like I didn't know who left it open but I felt really bad. Really super terribly bad. It actually woke me up in a slightly frightened state. It was awful. I wish I knew what a bellhog was. That really baffles me, I don't usually make up words in my dreams.
The next dream I believe I had shortly after I fell back asleep and continued until I got up.
Disney Porn
This dream takes place in my future roommates house. His girlfriend and he are in the living room talking, or maybe making out, I don't know, I was on the computer in the kitchen. What was I doing on the computer you ask? Well, first I was playing a boring game, I don't remember what I was doing it in it was just boring. Then, I decided I needed to see something naughty but I didn't want to get caught so I found a site that would not be easily distinguished as porn but only as a cute little Disney fansite. I didn't look for pictures of Bell or the Little Mermaid, no, it had to be Minnie Mouse... I must say that I will never be able to look at a mouse again and I know Mickey won't ever trust me again. Anyway, that's the end of my dreams. Don't send me to an asylum.
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