Oh my Darlin', Courtney-tine

Welp, she's gone. For a week anyway. Off to Colorado with her family she is. I have no idea what I am going to do. Everyone can come to my house. We can't have too much fun though. Court made me promise. Don't worry Court, I won't have sex w/ anyone either.

I get to sleep in her bed all week. Why you ask? Because I am house sitting, that's why. She's got puppy doggies that I get to feed and walk and sleep with. Yahoo. She is so nice to me. She bought me food for my stays. She is just so sweet. I hope I don't eat it all at once in a binge of depression from missing her. It will be tough w/o her. I spend all of my time with her. I reckon I'll go out and see what the world has to offer. I'm sure its crap.

Chris, Court gave me permission to let you spend the night with me sometime at her house. Heather, I'm sure you can come too. You could tell your parents you are spending the night at Court's house. It wouldn't be a lie. We could stay up all night and play truth or dare or seven minutes in heaven. I call Chris. We'll find you a cute Catholic girl to kiss Heather. You silly lesbo. Maybe Sarah is available.

Gosh, I'm still tired. Perhaps I'll sleep.

Court if you get to read this at any point on your trip remember that I love you.

You kids have a nice while.