Proof of my Awesomeness
I am 63% logical.
I speak 65% general english language.
I will die when I am 85.
I am 45% normal.
I'm schizotypal.
I am 14 years old.
I'm 40% male 60% female.
I am a naturally styled seducer.
My Penis' name is Darth Vader.
You can refer to my breasts as love muffins.
If I had a vagina it would be named Miss Pussy.
And my stripper alias would be Candi.
I speak 65% general english language.
I will die when I am 85.
I am 45% normal.
I'm schizotypal.
I am 14 years old.
I'm 40% male 60% female.
I am a naturally styled seducer.
My Penis' name is Darth Vader.
You can refer to my breasts as love muffins.
If I had a vagina it would be named Miss Pussy.
And my stripper alias would be Candi.
posted by David (I know Everything) | 10:19 PM
1 Comments:
...Eww.
How are you more normal than me?
Yeah, 14 sounds about right. I don't think you're a woman, though.
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