red gloves

It's 9 05 right now and it is a tit bit nipply out side. And the wind is blowing like eighty miles per hour. And it is raining. Chris came in and told me all of this before I went out so I had time to prepare. I put on a long sleeved shirt and some jeans and went to look a coat. The first was too small. I didn't want to wear the second and the third didn't fit right so I just threw on some red gloves and my umbrella. Even Wes laughed at me. It was okay though. He takes it in the butt. Previous events of the day were so funny. Wes was taking a shower so Andrew and I couldn't pee. When Wes finally finished Andrew called the bathroom and I was like no, we can share, lets race! Then Wes was like SWORD FIGHT! I was like dude, I used to do that with my brother. (for you girls and stupid boys) racing is when you pee at the same time and whoever finishes first wins. Sword fighting is like the previous except who ever pees the longest wins and you kinda wiggle it a little so the streams of urine cross.) Then I was like Wes, you still play that game. And Chris was like no, he plays hide the sword now. It was soooo funny. I'm supposed to be learning right now. We also got in bed with Rob, Andrew, Chris and I.

28th post from here.

In a moment of boredom prepost I decided to count all of the titles that dropped down when I clicked on the Title: text box. Interesting huh?
I'd like to thank, am thanking, will be thanking, and thanked, Chris for letting me stay with him and supplying me with such a wonderful weekend, Heather for putting up with all my sexual advances and being fun this weekend and not the slightest bit grumpy. Alex for finally seeing me after all these year. Courtney for not hating me to death for going without her. The academy. Toasters everywhere. Chas for letting us be loud and not complaining when he was trying to sleep. Shakespears pizza for making such a yummy pizza. The girl at the Rollin's counter who let us in with Chris's ID even though Heather and I weren't Chris. Dalton for embarassing Alex so much, that was so funny. MU for housing double the room's occupancy, and a girl. Maggie for finally letting Chris go on a date. My bed for letting me sleep for fifteen much needed hours. My mom and dad for making me. And everyone else who loved me and supported me through all the events of my life. Thank you, I love you all. ::blows kiss and walks away::
I need to shave and shower. My stupid fat roommate his all of my bed clothes. He put them in my closet; he's so dumb. I took his multi hundred dollar DVD burner and hid it in Rob's desk. Take that stupid fat kid!
I was going to go to church this morning but I was asleep. I'll read my Bible though. I think I might check out MU to see if I can go there next year. That is if you don't mind Chris, I don't have to see you if you don't want me too. It was so much more fun that any day at Lindenwood. I'm going to go find some breakfast now. Have nice days and I'll see some of you folks this weekend.

watching heather sleep.

So, here I am, about three feet away from the sleeping Heather. I'm contimplating poking her. I won't though, that wouldn't be very nice. I'll just stare at her for a few minutes and see if she notices me. Aw man, she's got a sheet over her face.
This day was pretty fun. Drove out to the ol' city of Columbia to visit Christamafo. Heather came down from Kirksville. Court didn't get to come, she took pictures for my roommates band. I'm sorry she didn't get to come. Don't worry though Court. We left room for you and didn't forget about you. We missed you a lot. All of us. Even me, your boyfriend. I forgot to tell you goodnight and that I love you. I didn't mean to forget. Don't hate me.
We went to Shakespear's pizza and ate pizza. Chris brought this lady friend of his that he just met. She was a nice girl, that Margary, or Margrette, or maybe Maggie. Chris's friend Austin was also there. He was pretty coo. The pizza was good. After we were done we went back to Chris's dorm and hung out. We played catch phrase, wasn't quite as cool w/o Court. Don't worry Court, we brought up the barrel thing.
Um, I don't really remember anything right now, distracted by Mickey Mouse and his orchestra. Oh, i remembered, we went to a coffee house. wasn't quite as cool as the mud house and their mocha nut wasn't very good. We met some of Chris's friends their, we played sorry. Heather and I were on a team, we lost. We had a suprise party for one of his friends. We had a coconut cookie. Good thing you weren't there Court, you HATE coconut.
Then we went back to the dorm and dropped off Maggie. then we really went back to the dorm. i got lazy with the shift key, stupid laptop. so we sat around and watched tv until what is now 3 06. I'm tired, I used the shift key again. I'm sorry for incositanciesamanies. Heather is sleeping with a book. I tried to read the book. I didn't much like it. Thats okay though. I'm going to leave the computer now and see if i can catch some shut eye to be in peak condish when i get to hang with alex. just kidding court. Peace out.

Lets get everything straigtened out.

Okay, so as I've been waiting for my intro to computer and graphic arts class to show up i decided to figure out exactly what number I'm on, it still says 49. After doing a little counting I decided that my first Congratulations on 50 comments was correct. I am sorry for getting everyone super happy twice. The teacher is here to peace out number 52.

50 posts for real this time, I think

Okay, so last time I posted it said 49 next to my blogs name on the home page before I posted, making it the 50th, right? Yeah, guess again, it still says 49, so maybe this one is the 50th. Go me.
So, once again it is official I am the stupidest person alive. If it wasn't evident by my running into a parked car, driving my car all the way from St. Charles to Springfield for the sole purpose of going to the dentist and then forgetting to go is. That's right, I forgot to go to the dentist. Why am I so dumb. Why is it soooo hard for me to remember anything anymore. I don't even do drugs. Josh doesn't forget stuff. He always does drugs. Its not fair.
In other news I wanted to leave Springfield no later than two o'clock, it's 2:25...26 now, it changed as I was reading it, and I've still got laundry to do. Why am I so late you ask? I know, I always arrive exactly on time, but it's not my fault that I'm late. Apparently my sister has been in NC with her fiancee. Her airplane was supposed to show up at 11:45. We were done with church at eleven, but instead of driving me home so that I could take care of all of my stuff we had to drive out there together, all of us, because "it's what she's always wanted"...
So, we show up and get her and she wasn't excited at all, yay for wastes of David's time. Then we went and ate at China King. That was good and tasty. We got home a little after one where I accidentally played a typing game until 1:45. It was crazy, and hard. I had to kill zombies.
Oh, and the rest of the weekend I played Halo 2 with Justin and Adam and Larkin. I don't think Larkin has had a hair cut in years. It's long and curly. Craziness.
Um... I think that's all I've got. Have a nice day.

Congratulations, 50 posts!

Today is the day that I post my fiftieth blog. What a monumental occasion. I am afraid though that I don't have much of interest to post. Court has gone home for the weekend to get a job at the Gap, leaving me here all by myself. I could come home and she wants me to come home it is a major waste of gas. I'm coming home next weekend and then two weeks later. In between those weeks I am going to my grandparents. Heather, are you still coming? Chris isn't he's Jewish. Some football game is more important that his friends. Well, maybe I don't want to be his friend anymore. So ha... Okay Chris, I'll be your friend still. Well I'm in class waiting for it to start so I'll talk to all of you kids on the flippity flop. Have nice weekends and feel free to call me, beep me, any way you can reach me... or something like that, I was trying to sing the Kim Possible song. Peace out.