Surprise!! It's your Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you.
Today was a nice day for a surprise birthday, don't you think? Well, it doesn't really matter what you think because one was thrown anyway and there is not a think you can do about it.

Today was my good friend AJ's birthday, well, it's actually is today because it is after midnight and such but anyway we threw him a surprise birthday party for him today. His family took him to the lake and then all of his friends came down later. It was fun. I got a little sunburnt. My poor pastey skin.

I hurt my jaw and head on the tube. That was far from fun. My jaw was just getting better. I don't know what messed it up to begin with. No Court, It's not my wisdom teeth. I am trying a new from of writing. I am not tabbing and I am making an extra line between paragraphs. Is it nice or is it just crap? Lemme know.

Word on the street is, Heather is back. I missed her so much. I barely made it through the week. Who is Heather you ask? You though I was dating Courtney? Well, you are right and no I'm not cheating on her. I just like Heather. She's me ex-girlfriend and I guess I just never got over her. Just kidding. She is just a nice friend and fun to hang out with... and to pretend to be obsessed with her. Bwa haha. She is such a silly girl. I am so happy she is back. Court is too, she wants to play catch phrase with her. What a silly girl. I am surrounded by silly girls. That's hot. I think it's time for bed now and I've got church in the morning. I like to go to church. Jesus is a cool guy. So it Tom. Maybe more on Tom later. Have a nice day.

Blog pic
This is a silhouette of me holding hands with the greatest girl in the world, My beautiful girlfriend Court. It might look like our silhouettes have shadows but I assure you it is merely the angle of the camera. Here we are standing on the edge of a cliff with rolling hills in the background. The sky is changing colors as the sun goes down. Oh, how romantic. Soon we will kiss soft, but passionately until the sun goes down. I then must leave because it is past my curfew. Tears will fall. Hearts will break. Fear not though, I shall return tomorrow. I always do.
That was my story I hope you enjoyed it. I am hungry now. It is almost time to eat. I get to go to Arris' pizza and eat. Court is coming with me. Yay. My ex-neighbors are in town, they moved to the OK about a year or so ago. Our family was good friends with them and vice versa. They have a daughter. Her name is Alexa. She is going into kindergarten. She is sooo darn cute. I want to keep her. My butt is sore. I don't like this chair. She is adorable. Court is changing in the bathroom. I should go peek. No I shouldn't that's just gross. I am going to change my colors now so I don't forget later. I think I'll also leave. Have a nice day.

Subway of life

Another day, another dollar. Except I didn't make any money, so I guess it's just another day. I got around pretty well, despite my 5 hours of sleep, but I guess I didn't really do anything. I hadn't shaved in about a week and Court was beginning to hate me so she had me go to her house and shave because I need a new head because my old one had begun to cause razor burn. It is not fun. Her razor was nice and the cream smelt nice for some reason she was unable to watch me shave. What a goofy kid.
I spent the rest of the day at her house. Her mommy took us to Subway. I looooove Subway. I would rather eat there than anywhere else. MMMM. Court was nice enough to share some cookies that she had baked with me. They were GREAT! I don't know what she does, must be the way she takes the dough out of the package and arranges them on the cookie sheet. I'm tired so I am going to go to bed. I am sure that everyone who reads this will be happy because of the short post. Sleep well and I'll blog at you later.
P.S. This stupid thing won't let me change my colors. Forgive me for the inconsistency.
Fixed it

This is me, I had some fun w/ photoshop.

Pullin' an All-nighter

Yawn.
I went to bed at 5 this morning. Stayed up all night playing on my computer with my brother , his friend(AJ) and my neighbor. Yeah, that's right, my old friend Larkin. We haven't played together in like forever. We kinda drifted a couple years ago. But last night was just like old times, only slightly different. For one, we haven't ever had 4 computers hooked together at one time. Larkin has grown a much less desirable vocabulary. We didn't have a 24 pack of high caffeine soda pop. It was fun though. It was good to get back in touch with Larkin.

I was just inspired to play the piano. The piano is my unattainable goal. Why is it unattainable you ask? Well, for one I don't have a piano or keyboard of any sort. And, second, I don't have anyone to teach me if I did. I guess I could use a little book but I'd probably cheat...

I am absolutely in love with the piano and those who play the piano. That's why I have a thing for Vanessa Carlton. Piano:David::Female with Huge Rear:Horny Old Man. It's a heart stopper. I don't go and grab pianos from behind though, or the nice ladies on them. I think I'm done.

Post-Adventuring Relief (The Final Installment)

This is the last and final segment of my story. I am sorry it took so long to publish. I have a very busy life.... Hey, stop laughing....
    After the immense cultural diversity we though we would further emerge ourselves in an intellectual atmosphere. The Science Center. We were exited about going because it was going to be freeeeeeee!! Reaching our destination was a pretty simple feat and was achieved with I believe no fighting and no wrong turns. Huray. As we searched for a spot we noticed a sign that depicted the rental fee of the parking places. SEVEN DOLLARS!!!!! You might think ehhh, that's nothing, you can hardly see a movie for that. Well I say to you, go screw yourself, I want my seven dollars... Okay, well I wouldn't say that but seven dollars is a lot of money, especially since we were only going to get to be there an hour or two. So we said to each other "Forget this" and we headed to the arch.
    We parked in a Catholic church's parking lot that said "This is not parking for the arch!!!!" and then in itty bitty writing it said "We worship Marry and like to touch little children."...Well okay, it didn't really. But that would be funny. I'd laugh, anyway. So we thought to ourselves "if we visit the church we would be parking there for the church and then we couldn't get in trouble if we went and visited the arch. Bwahahaha, is that a sin? I sure hope not. I have enough of those under my belt already. Well, I guess they aren't really under my belt Jesus forgave me for them. You know what I'm sayin?
    So we walked up to the door and went inside to the first part, I'd call it the entry, Court, at this time, realized that it is a Catholic church, despite all of my comments that it is. How did she come to this realization you ask? The smell... She decides that she doesn't want to go in anymore so we leave and head to the arch(should I be capitalizing all of the A's?).
    We walked around the grassy area by the arch, Court took some pictures of it. She also took some sexy pictures of me, if you know what I mean. If you do know what I mean please explaining it to me, because I don't. I begin to get anxious because I don't really know where I am and I have no idea as to how I am going to get back home. It was rush hour in St. Louis there was going to be a Cardinals game in a few hours. I usually don't buckle under pressure but for some reason I just couldn't maintain stability. I needed to vomit or something. I didn't but it would have felt nice.
    I decide that I want to go pee in the arch. So we head off to the little underground area by the arch and go inside. The trip to and from the restroom was pretty uneventful. We had to go through metal detectors and they looked through Court's bag. They didn't find my bomb. Bwahahahaha, too bad it was a dud... So we left and went back to the car. We looked at a map and found out that I-44, the road home, was like six feet from where we were, the problem was though, we could only go one way on the street we were on and it just happened to be the wrong way...
    My nerves were still uneasy at the moment and I just knew it was going to be impossible to get to the right road, but despite my pesimistic attitude it was quite simply. Huray. Got to I-44 and the ride home was gonna be smooth sailing.
    Not. Moments later cars in front of my swerve violently from the passing lane to the slow lane in order to dodge an object unseen to me. I was in the passing lane... And I to dodge violently or am I to plow through whatever lies in the way. AHHHH, its a cooler and tire, DODGE, DODGE, DODGE! Weeeeeerrrk!! Vroom! Vroom! Shew, made it. Easy sailing again now that my heart is racing and my stomach is in knots.
    Nothing happened for a while which meant we were overdue (crap, like my library books). We stopped in Rolla for some gas and Court wanted something to drink. We went to this gas station that was all old like. It had old fashioned pumps with digital things and the inside was like the Cracker Barrel. I get me some gas and Court goes inside. I go in to pay for the gas, out comes Court empty-handed. I guess she changed her mind. I pay for the gas and use the restroom. Court waits out by the car because I locked it. I get in the car. I get back on the road. I head off toward the on ramp of I-44. Court goes "Would you be mad if we stopped somewhere else?" I said "What are you talking about, we were just at the gas station why didn't you buy anything?!" She said, "It was weird in side, it freaked me out." I was like, "No I will not stop somewhere else, you had your chance." I didn't want to try to figure out what was going through her head.
    We didn't talk for a long time but things got better, I don't remember how anymore, its been too long. We almost died later on when the road construction began, I didn't have any warning as to its beginning and was distracted by all of the semis turning on their hazards. The car in front of me stopped but I didn't see it because of the semi distraction but luckily Court pointed it out and I had just enough time to slam on my breaks and come to a screeching halt inches from the car in front of me. "That as close."
    After we made it through the construction we made it to Springfield problem free. The only thing was, we couldn't remember which exit to take to get back home. So, all six go by and we were like, hmm, prolly should have taken one of those so we turn around and end up heading down Kansas Express way. Talk about taking forever.... So we get home and I crash in my bed and everything was oooookay.
           The End.

Post-Adventuring Relief (2)

Now where was I... ah yes, now I remember...
    Shortly after we got the keys it began to rain. We didn't really care though because we had the keys. We get to the car and Court calls her mom because we didn't know how to get to her uncle's house. (this isn't going to be a very long post, David is tired) She has me write down some directions but forgets to tell me that the directions don't start until later and that she knows how to navigate the first part. So things didn't go to well, harsh words were spoken, out of my mouth, of course, feelings were hurt, hers. One of us has a problem with apologizing, me, but the other one is great and doesn't hold grudges, her. We eventually got there, talked to her Aunt for a little while in the back yard where I was sucked dry by mosquitoes. I got to sleep on a bed that was smaller than myself. That was not fun.
    Morning came. I was awoken by nice soft kisses from Court, okay, so it was their dog. No, I'm just kidding, it was Court. It was the nicest and my most favorite thing in the world. We got around and then headed off to our future university, Lindenwood, the basis for our adventuring. We got there with few mishaps and very little yelling. I am such a mean boy...
    We take care of the stuff we are supposed to do, we got our dorms finalized, got our I.D. cards, emergency info, and all the other fun stuff. It is about 1 now and all I've had to eat was a cookie. But that's okay because we were saving room for P.F. Changs, a Chinese restaurant. The trip there had only a few kabopples (I made that word up, it means mishaps). I had to stop abruptly to make a turn and we went the wrong way on a road for about half a mile. Of course I yelled some more...
    The food was good, I still think the lettuce wraps were little better than a chicken taco. The orange peel chicken was pretty good, but nothing to obsess about, sorry Court. Okay, bed time. Part 3 coming soon...

Post-Adventuring Relief

Well I am back, and what a story. Holy cow, what an adventure. Be prepared for a long story. Here goes.
 
    It all started on an early morning Thursday. I left my house at 7 00 to go get Court from hers. I got there and she couldn't find her shoes. What a silly girl. Do you wanna know where they were, I'll tell you. It was in the basement. Do you know who was too lazy to go and check? Thats right, it was Courtney. So I went to the basement and found them and brought them up and then after a quick goodbye we shipped out.
    The trip to Six Flags was pretty uneventful. In fact it was pretty boring. We talked about how excited we were, well Court did, I pretty much just listened. I don't really get excited about things.  ::pause:: I would just like to point out that my 20 year old sister is at hotornot.com and is rating boys. What a loser. ::unpause:: I went 80 the whole way. I like to drive fast. And 80, although not that fast seems fast when your cars Speed-o-meter only goes to 85...
    We got there right at 10. We had to pay 8 dollars, I think, for parking (gay). We had to wait in a car line to pay for that. We parked and then made it to the entrance and had to wait in a line to go through the metal detector. I didn't set it off which was good. Then we got to wait in line to buy our tickets. We bought our tickets and then got to wait in line all day to ride the rides.
    When does the serious adventuring start you ask? Well...right now.
It all started when we were in the parking lot. I skipped this part earlier because I was centering that paragraph on all the lines we had to be in. Court brought a ziploc bag for us to put our cell phones in so they wouldn't get wet. Good plan. Okay, thats the set up, if you think you know what happens now...too bad, keep reading. We make it into the park, the cell phone bag is in my left pocket. We decide to ride Batman The Ride first before the line got too long. Waiting in the line was fun I actually felt like I was in the underground of Gotham, traversing the abandonded sewer drains. Shortly before we reached the ride I decided to put my keys in my "not going to get wet" bag so as to prevent the removal of them from my pockets. The ride was great, I'll admitt that I don't like most rollercoasters. I don't mind spinning round and around, I don't mind going upside down. It doesn't bother me to go fast. I simply don't enjoy the feeling of falling... and I am scared of hights. Thats right, David's one and only fear. Now everyone knows about it. Well Batman didn't make me fall real far and it twisted in a fun way. So the ride went well. We got off and were heading to the exit when I realized that... I didn't have my "not going to get wet" bag. Meaning that they fell out... on the ride. We asked one of the people working there what we were supposed to do. He said that they couldn't shut the ride down because of safety reasons so we would have to wait around until the park closed and they looked for it and brought it to us. This is at about 10 30, the park doesn't close until 9...
    We try to make the best of our day, we still have our money...and health, and our parents aren't dead, at least that we know about. We kept coming up with situations that this was better than. For example, one of us didn't like twist our ankles or get really sick. Then things started getting more outrageous. I don't really remember those though... Anyway, we wondered around Six flags from 10 to 9 in the hot hot weather and Court threw away our map 6 seconds after picking it up because it was ackward or something and all of the maps that they had set up sucked and didn't tell us about the rides just the different sections. But we managed, we had no other choice, its not like we could go home.
    So it was hot. Very, very hot. We found a water ride that was like the American Plunge at Silver Dollar City only bigger in car size and smaller in river. It went about 20 feet then made a U turn and then stared going up for the drop. the car looked like this
 OOOOO-Heads 
I=====C-Car/Boat
The front of it was C shaped and made it make a huge splash in front of us. We got pretty wet and it looked really cool. It then turned again and put us back in the docking bay. We left and had to walk across a bridge that went over the track where it splashed. In other words if you hang out on that bridge you get drenched. That is exactly what we wanted. It was so cool, ambiguously (which means in more than one way). Watching the huge wave come at you was as Court would say "SWEEEEEET."
    So we wandered around the part for the rest of the day, rodes some fun and boring rides, rode the train, boring, saw one of the worst shows in the world. Maybe I'll describe this event for you.
Loony Tunes: We Got the Beat
    This was the Loony Tunes rendition of a bunch of 80's songs. Giant stuffed Loony Tunes came out and sang for us. Bugs Bunny stomped on my foot and I almost killed him because it made me so mad. Okay, well I kept my composure, but only because he had my keys and cell phone and wouldn't give them back until the end of the night. Anyway, the show was awful. I mean awful.
    We met a couple from IL, I thought them about Piebald and how cool they were. We saw them as we left too, I waved goodbye. I wanted them to take us back to the hotel because we still didn't have our keys. I think they would have been more than happy to have us...
    Okay, so it is about 8 30 pm and we are waiting by the lost and found. Just waiting. These two boys I'd say about 3 and five, I am not good with age though, I am sure Court will tell me how old they really were after she reads this and tells me how dumb I am. They were sitting there with their mom and grandmother. I think they were waiting for a husband to show up, I'm not sure if it was the Grandpa on the Dad. Thats not important though. The 3 year old is the important. Me and Court were just sitting there, Court turns and sees the 3 year old right in her face offering her a Shocktart. Court said "no, thank you." But he continued to try to give it to her. His mom was like "Honey, your hands are gross, she doesn't want that" He said "oh," but still held it out for her. He gave up a little while later and ate it himself.
    So we sat there some more and the little kid came over again and was trying to eat Court's sucker. She tried to explain to him that it would be gross because it had her germs on it. He didn't know what germs were so he kept trying to eat her sucker until his mom told him to leave us alone.
    A few more minutes went by and the 3 year old for a reason unknown to me screamed STEVEY!! His mom was like, "Honey, you cant see Stevey, he isn't here." The kid said "Oh, STEVEY!! It was so funny. So funny that I of course had to join in. I yelled "George!!" The kid was like, who's George? I tried to explain to him that there was no George and that I made him up. He kept saying okay and then asking so where is George? In a final attempt to get him to understand I said " He is mearly a figment of my imagination." I think he got it then.
    The waiting continued. The person the kids were waiting for showed up but the 3 year old was in a state of dismay. He stared screaming for George. It was the saddest thing because he was afraid that George wouldn't show up. I had given up trying to get the point across that George wasn't real so I said "I'm sure George will show up." That seemed to settle him down and they left.
    Shortly after this event Courtney began to get anxious and wanted to make sure that they were really looking for our stuff with flashlights. The park is closed at this time and there are only a few people still around. It was real dark and stormy. Court's has to see them looking so we had off twards the ride. The creepy carnival music that they play in the Batman movie w/ the penguin when all of the clowns are beating him up is playing and the lightening was right on que. I would have been creeped out if I were the type of person who got creeped out by such things. We make it to the ride and we see the guys looking with their flashlights and Courtney settles down. So we walk back and we wait.
    At like 9 30 they finally come. I do my best to control Court when we see them carrying our bag. We get the bag, our cell phones work, keys are there. Its time to head to her uncles. That story later.

Adventures with the Girlfriend

Nothing exciting happened today. I played on my PS2 all day cause I ain't got nuthin' better ta do. I did some laundry. I packed for my adventure up to St. Louis which I am shipping out on tomorrow morning. I can't wait. I am quite excited. Three hours on the road with my car, some luggage, Piebald, and my beautiful girlfriend next to me.
Why are we going to St. Louis you ask? Because Motels are cheaper there. Hahaha, just kidding. We are going there to go to Six Flags for Court's birthday and we have to do an "Early Check-in" at the college we are going to attend in St. Charles which is quite close to St. Louis. Oh and because Court wants to and wants me to experience the awesome Chinese food of P.F. Changs. The way she talks about it one would believe it to be borderline orgasmic.
I get to stay at her uncle's house, I don't know how fun that will be, I should be alright though. It is supposed to be real hot tomorrow so don't let me forget my deoderant. I don't want Court to know I have B.O. Well, I best be getting to bed, I gotta get up early in the morn. I should be back on Friday or perhaps Sat. I'll let you know. Have a nice time w/o us. 

Dream Log night of 7-20

I have decided to write down my dreams in an attempt to remember them. I have a terrible problem with remembering. Oddly enough though, today I partly remember two dreams. Here they go.

Gladiator Ball From The Future
It was a day like any other, it was a weekend and I was at my grandparents and was playing inside this giant ball. It was a lot like the ball from American Gladiators except it was completely enclosed and had a whole bunch of gizmos on the inside. It was also real easy to... drive I guess. I played around in the yard for a while when I though to myself this would be so much more fun in the field. So I rolled it over to the gate and opened it and then played my heart out. It was so much fun. I didn't come in until I was worn out and could hardly make the thing go. I went straight to bed and didn't wake up until I hear someone yelling "Someone left the gate open and Grandpa's prized Bellhog has gotten loose!" I of course pretended like I didn't know who left it open but I felt really bad. Really super terribly bad. It actually woke me up in a slightly frightened state. It was awful. I wish I knew what a bellhog was. That really baffles me, I don't usually make up words in my dreams.

The next dream I believe I had shortly after I fell back asleep and continued until I got up.
Disney Porn
This dream takes place in my future roommates house. His girlfriend and he are in the living room talking, or maybe making out, I don't know, I was on the computer in the kitchen. What was I doing on the computer you ask? Well, first I was playing a boring game, I don't remember what I was doing it in it was just boring. Then, I decided I needed to see something naughty but I didn't want to get caught so I found a site that would not be easily distinguished as porn but only as a cute little Disney fansite. I didn't look for pictures of Bell or the Little Mermaid, no, it had to be Minnie Mouse... I must say that I will never be able to look at a mouse again and I know Mickey won't ever trust me again. Anyway, that's the end of my dreams. Don't send me to an asylum.

Bed Time

It's time for bed. I have been at the girlfriends house. I seem to be spending just eabout every evening over there. Can't complain, I like it(it being spending time at her house, not sex or anything else thats gross) and I like her. We also went on a wlk it was fun, she got a new camera and she was playing with all its bells and whistles. We then went back to her place and had some koolaid and watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Jay and Conan. It was a nice evening.
We have been going out for a year a week and a day. Fuuuuun.
I walked to her house so no one knew I was go so they locked the door and couldn't get in when it was time to come home I didn't bring my keys because I didn't drive. Luckly my mommy was up and in the living room so I didn't have to ring the door bell or have to use my smellular (thats what I call my cell phone, I really don't know why. I am encoding my illegal Family Guys again and can't see what i am typing. I can write almost a whole paragraph before it shows up now if I can thing of stuff to write for that long its kinda fun.
Dang it, I'm hungry again. I need a real meal. Or a meal deal. Or perhaps a Seal Peel. I've always wanted to meet a Neal McBeal. Okay, I'm done. Off to bed.

Evening of Misfortune

It is supper time and once again no one wants to feed me. I finally convinced my mother to buy some bread so I could make a sorry pb and j. The bread was gross and my fingers got all sticky bacause most of the Jelly was gone. Woe is me...
Had to return my family guy dvd to blcokbuster almost forgot even after being reminded. Made it there by 5:30. My stupid brother didn't end up renting anything so now I'll probably have to pay his late fee from the last time when he told me his game was due one Wednesday when really it was Tuesday.
My father is yelling at me now because I didn't "get off my lazy butt and charge the phone..." Why the heck would I charge the phone?! I wasnt the one who took it off the hook to begin with. I'm sorry I don't go searching around the house to try and fix every little problem. Now I have to go because he is going to come in and unplug my computer because I didn't aprove of him blaming it on me. What and idiot. I can't wait till I get to get out of this heck-hole.

Hunger Pains

I am really hungry right now. My mommy doesn't love me enough to make me food. Thats okay, I don't need to eat. Maybe I'll lose a few pounds. It couldn't hurt...

My brother is listening to weird music. I don't like it much. I like my Piebald. I need to do something. I need to eat. I wish I had some food. Oh yeah. I have to call Court.

Day 1

So...
     Today is the day that I begin to write the thoughts and feelings that I think and feel. I was inspired by my dear friend and Secret Lover, Heather. It was because of her ranting and raving that I decided that I wanted to post a message but found that I was unable because I did not have my own Blog and name. So here I am writing this just so I can write Heather a nice post. Dont worry Heather, it will be nice. My computer is going slow right now because i am ripping episodes of family guy. Shhhhh, don't tell any one.I am typing like twelve words ahead of what shows up, but luckly I don't mess up when I type so I don't have to worry about having to go back and fix things. Okay, well i forgot to caps a couple of my I's and I didn't put a ' in my don't, but other than that...
    I think I will stop for now and go post on Heather's so that I can consider my mission complete. I don't know why I am saying this, I don't think anyone will ever read this and those that do won't really care, but thats okay. I have nothing better to do.