Garden State

Best movie ever!!!! Holy cow, what a wonderfully incredible movie. If it were a girl and I was a sleasy guy, I'd have sex with it. So, what is it about you ask?

Well, that dude from Scrubs wrote, directed, and stared in it. In Garden State, he is an aspriring actor in L.A. He gets a call from his dad and finds our his mommy died. He spends the rest of the time in NJ trying to find himself. I'd tell more but it would ruin the movie. It is a great and wonderful movie.

I'm going to get my glasses back, I lost them at the movie theatre on Thursday. I couldn't remember what they looked like so I have to wait until tomorrow to get them back because they guy that was digging through the lost and found for me thought they might belong to some one who works there.

In other news Court and I had a real nice time in my car this evening. We talked a lot about a bunch of things and I don't know, it was just really nice. She tells me not to break up with her a lot because she still likes me and she has nothing to worry about. It's 1 22 now and I think I might need to sleep for church tomorrow-err today. I'm going to a church that goes by the same name as my Springfield chruch, Ridgecrest baptist church. How weird is that? Court's coming with me too. This might be fun, I hope it's not like fundumental Baptist or something cause my mom told me that they are weird. Anyway, have a nice Sunday everybody and don't forget to do your homework cause I know I will.

Travis Fudge, here?

That's right everybody the one and only Travis Fudge goes to my school. Not only that but he's in my Old Testament class. Who would have thought.... I know I didn't. It was weird though and I forgot to talk to him afterwards. I guess I'll have plenty of time this semester. Chris is watching another version of the Highlander movie. There are like 30 different cuts of each one (highlander 1, highlander 2, and highlander 3). He got this one in the mail yesterday. They made the special effects a little better and cut out some of the extra crappy dumb scenes. While he is watching this movie he is also memorizing his music for marching band. He's got 3 down and only 2 to go. I still don't even know how to play mine yet. He says he'll help me with it all tomorrow cause I only have one class to attend. My Fridays will be fun.

I stained the sink today with some nasty koolaid. It was only in the sink for like a second and now it is red. But it was sooo gross tasting. The koolaid, not the sink. It was Jamaica flavored nastyness. It was one of those crazy spanish ones. Mango flavored equals awesome though.

English class was dumb today. We spend the entire two hours talking about simple and complex sentences and the stupid teacher kept pronouncing it senence. I needed to shoot myself.

I saw Collateral with Court this evening. We had absolutly nothing at all to do. It was a good movie. Sorry I didn't get to see it with you Christamafo. He should have walked away after they left. That would have been sweet. I think I'm done now. Me and Wes are going to play with Legos.

No mall for YOU!

Here I am sitting at my computer alone in my room. Courtney is doing her work and learn, three of my roomates are in class, the one not-busy roomate was going to take me to the mall with him so he could get a poster. I told him that I would be right back. I had to pick up my syllubus from my teacher who's class I missed. It took me no more than five minutes to get that taken care of. But low(?) and behold, no on is in the room. I don't know why he left, he said he would wait. He is a nice guy and wouldn't just leave. Something must have come up.

Classes went alright today. My stupid computer graphic design class has stupid mac computers that suck. Mine didn't even have the program we were using today. So I got to sit here all day. He came back time for mall.

no, i'm not dead

Finally, holy cow. This has been awful, I haven't had the internet until now. I didn't realize how much I used it. The stupid school was freaking out about all of the viruses and ad-ware that was out so we had to give them out computers for "15 minutes to 2 hours depending on the speed of the machine" which means a day and a half and then you still won't have the internet. Okay, I'm done complaining, on to what has been happening in my life.

I'm rooming with my life-long, always cooler than me friend (and 3 others, more on them later). He's in a rockin' band, friends with everyone, all those good things. It will be fun. His dad and my dad were best friends in their college years and hence forth. Who know whats will become of us...

First Light (Rob's band)'s guitarist is a fellow roomate. His name is Chris. He is so funny. We get along real good. He's slightly overweight and is open about it. That's fun because I like to make fun of fat people and its even more fun when they join in. I also don't have to feel bad about it. Chris has quite a mouth on him though, especially when playing video games with him. I kicked everyone's butt in Halo by the way.

I am also sleeping in the same room as Wes. He is a nice boy. He works at American Eagle and Bed Bath Beyond(is there an and?). He's going to hook me up with some lotion. He talks like Heather's Robby. He is a drama major. He eats all the time and remains skinny, like me.

Last but not least is Andrew. He is also a drama major. Rob and him are both sophmores. He doesn't hang around a lot so I don't really know anything about him. He plays Baulder's Gate II. I play that game. He came last and got all of the crappy things. He doesn't seem to mind though.

My first day of schooling went pretty well. I only missed one class...out of three. It wasn't really my fault though. It was way off campus and nobody knew where. I searched and searched and searched. I might have to drop it anyway. My class before it ends right when it starts so I gotta talk to my teachers about leaving early and showing up a little late. It's just a drawing class.

I get to go eat dinner soon. They start dinner at 4:30 and only go to 6:30. Who eats then?? OLD PEOPLE, thats who. Ugh, I won't be hungry then. I'll eat anyway though. I have no other choice. I am alone in my dorm right now. Rob is at his girlfriends house. Chris is doing guitar lessons or something. Wes went to class but then was going to hang out with his friends. I was to call him if I got bored. Fat chance, my internet's up and running. I think I've written enough for a while I'm sure I will remember more later.

computer breakdown

The computer is coming apart. It's time to say goodbye to Springfield Mr. Computer. It might be quite a while before you get to see it again. I say good riddance. No, Springfield has been good to me. Everything is packed and in my car. I'm ready. Wooo wooo. (that was a train whistle). So... yeah. Court left today. I hope college life doesn't alter me any. I want to stay the same David. I wouldn't mind getting smart.

I took care of the last of my buying and packing. I bought some extra towels, replaced my sheets cause they were extra gross, even after I washed them. I got light blue. They are super nice, they are the same type as Court's. Mmmm, beechwood fibers. I also got some toilet paper. I got new tires. Vroom vroom. I think that's it. My dad owes me 12 dollars, don't let me forget. I bought him lunch today. Wasn't that nice of me? I thought so. I'm going to break this ol' puppy down, by old I of course mean knew. Next time I post I'll really be a college kid. I hope you have enjoyed my high school days. The end.

This is it

This is probably the last post from my house. I'm not leaving until Saturday but it's early Saturday so I probably won't want to wake up extra extra early to pack up my computer. So this is it. Life as a middle class white male has been fun. No major worries, parents paid for just about everything, never had any desire to drink or do drugs, no worries of an STD cause I'm too stinking ugly to get laid...no I'm not I'm gorgeous, I'm just a moral boy, I've wasted most of my life on the computer and with video games, no one ever tried to shoot me, never got a job(I'm such a loser), none of my friends or family died, never skipped a Sunday at church just because I was too tired or just didn't want to go, avoided any profanity coming out of my mouth, got to date (and will continue) a beautiful girl, my parents didn't beat me, I didn't beat anyone, got beat up only once and it was to save a friend, that's about all I can think of now, it's not really important anyway. But it's time to say goodbye. My life is going to flip and I'm ready. Nothing can shake me. I am a man of steel, like Superman, I even wear glasses. I don't have my books, I'm not really sure how to get there, I can't even remember what it was I told myself to remember not to forget. But so what, God will provide, even if he chooses not to, so what, I'll just do without. My spirit is high, my body in it's prime, I'm ready to go go go. I'll catch you all on the other side. Watch out I'm comin' in head first.

Toothtackular discomfort

My poor poor teethesess hurt. Braces are not my friend. I wish all of my teeth could be pulled and replaced with dentures. Ugh, the pain, the PAIN!! Okay, I'm done. It doesn't hurt too terribly bad. It's one o'clock in the AM. I thought I'd have a look see as to what's goin down with the digitalized world. Nothing, by the way. I spent the evening with my few remaining friends. Well, only one has left so far, but he was the fun one. It was Court, Heather, Josh and his girlfriend and I. We didn't really do much. I was grumpy. Josh was messed up on "caffeine." I was Napoleon Dynamite. Funny/Stupid/Most ridiculous movie ever. It was soo random and wonderful. I liked it a lot. Thanks Alex for the recommendation. Rob now views my blog. He made a post today. I keep seeing that he talked to me on aim shortly after he signs off. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BRING!!!! Time is running out Rob. I could bring nothing I reckon. Only a few more days left here. I can't wait to blow this joint. I hope band isn't hard for me. Hopefully I've subconsciously improved in the past couple of years. I think my tone hearing abilities have improved some. And my roommate Rob should be able to help. I'll just have to wait and find out. I think I'll go to bed now. Kinda tired. Have a pleasant time.

Hey Sideburns, what's shakin'?

So, I've been trying to grow out my sideburns the last couple of weeks. I thought I might finally be becoming a man. Guess again. You wouldn't even know I was trying to grow them out. I guess I'll shave them soon and try again next year. Or maybe find some one to have sex with me, that makes you a man right? That could be my problem. Why can't I ever find a hooker when I actually need one? Ugh, this city sucks. Can't wait for St. Charles.

I made another friend yesterday, well not really made, but remade. Good ole Alex is back in the life. I thought I'd lost her forever, lol. I emailed her at the beginning of the summer and she never emailed me back. I thought she died or maybe was just too good for me. I had given up on her existence until Court pointed out that Alex had posted on Natalie's little blog. I thought what the hey, maybe I'll try emailng her again. So I did and the next day. BRING-You've got mail. Okay, so there was no phone ring and I don't have AOL but I got an email from her none the less. It made me laugh. She is such a nut. She invited me to spend the night with her. I can't wait...to sleep on the floor, she says she doesn't have carpet. Anyway, she said she's been really busy and hasn't had any time for me. I forgave her and we are once again friends. She hooked me up with a couple screen names. I'll let you know how things go. Ah-geek-geek-geek. (that's a laugh I do. You'd have to be there.)

I don't remember when I last posted or what has happened since I last posted so I'll just do today. Oh, I remembered something, today will have to wait. On Friday I went pants shopping woo hoo. Got myself some nice jeans to impress all the ladies...or just Court. Then Chris and Heather came over to Court's, cause that's where we was at. We then went to stake and sheak, or something like that. It was the last time for me to see my dear Christamafo for a while. He tells me he'll visit me sometime, and he'd better. He's going to bring Heather, and now Alex, with him, what fun. Okay, that takes care of Friday.

On Saturday Court went to a wedding with a boy. I was stuck at home. I missed her. She was out with a much cuter, smarter, more like her guy. But he wasn't as wonderful as we had presumed. I have been asked not to inform the public as to his unbecomings so I shan't. But I was miserable all day. I wanted her back. I wanted her to be with me and no one else. I was becoming the controlling, overbearing boyfriend I always strived for. She came home later and everything was fine.

Sunday. I went to church, I was sad cause it was my last one. I was even more saddened when I remember there wasn't going to be any Sunday School. My Pastor and family were doing their annual bluegrass and other assortments concert. It was good, as far as bluegrass goes. But my poor Sunday school members are going to miss me and I them. I didn't even get to say goodbye. Woe is me... I went to Arris pizza with Court and had the buffet. I still need to pay her mommy the 7 dollars it cost me. I ate lots of pizza, it was good. I could go for some right now. I spent the rest of the day with her. It was a wonderful time. It is too bad there are only a few of those times left. No, we are not breaking up. We are going to college. One would think we would have more time together then. Well, no, we can't even see eachothers dorm room. Crazy Lindenwood doesn't let ones of the opposite sex into the other opposite sex's room. Guess we'll have to find an alley or park bench to do a little kissing. GROSS! So that about wraps it up to this very moment where I am in the floor on my knees typing cause some one done stole mah chair. Have a good one.

Friday the 13th. DO DO DO DO.

Welp, it's Friday the thirteenth, anybody know what that means? I didn't think so. You guys are idiots. HAHA, just kidding, no, no, Chris, you are still an idiot. Just kidding Christamafo. Anyway, its Court and I's 13 monthiverery. Oh yeah, go us. Too bad it's not the 13th month. How weird would that be. Its a shame there aren't 13 months. That would be when I'd want my birthday. I'm sorry grammar freaks with the alternating it's and its I forgot which one is used in what. If someone would tell me which one I use when, I would be grateful.

So, 13 months, they have flown by. They have been the best times ever. I don't want to get too mushy with you guys but Court is incredible and I like her a lot. Some might even say I love her.

I just watched Vanessa Carlton's music video for "White Houses." She is so cool with her ballerina dancing and killer piano playing and amazing voice. I envy her talent. I'm going to go find some food. Have a nice day.

David makes a friend.

I made a friend yesterday. Her name is Cali. She lives in Colorado and works at AT&T Wireless. She is 25 years old and married. Our relationship began when she told me my unhappy times would go away on AIM. She is a nice and fun person. She even knows HTML code. I envy her. She likes the way I write and I haven't scared her away yet. She talked about having sex with her husband. It was silly. I vomited. She likes all music except rap, just like me. I hope she doesn't freak out that I am writing about her in my blog now. She wants to be a Marine Biologist and wants a salt water fish tank to put dolphins and walrus(es?) in it. Her blog, if you would like to talk to her is instidecalismind.blogspot.com. It's very nice. Thats all that I can remember about her right now. Maybe we will talk again.

LFCADIO

Today is a monumental day. I have recently purchased my second CD EVER! That's right folks. I broke down and bought another CD. The first one being Piebald - All Ears, All Eyes, All the Time. Today I bought As Tall as Lions - LFCADIO. I am listening to it now and I love it. If only I weren't so depressed, I could be enjoying it much more. Ack, forgot about my pizza...back. I burn-ed my finger. I couldn't find any hot pads so I used the pizza box. Lets just say I'm not as good as MacGuiver. Court, your dogs are fighting. Maybe they have rabbies. I'll be okay though. Anyway, so I'm really depressed right now. I think I'm PMSing. ...yes, I know I'm a guy, but what else would explain my mood changes? I yelled at my mom today. I think I've yelled at her almost everyday this week. Maybe I just miss Court. Maybe its the extra responsibilities. I don't handle responsibity well. Who knows? Maybe it will just go away. I don't like to be drepressed. It makes me sad. I hope I don't cry. Pal is trying to chew off his arm.

I finally got Court's computer to sign out of her name on blogger. I don't know what I did different, but it worked. I'm going to go wallow in my misery now. Have a nice evening.

am i dead...or just sleeping?

I fell asleep on my bowl chair that we have in the office today. I didn't get much sleep last night. My mom woke me up from my little nap when Court called me. She was in a hurry and my leg was asleep. I could not walk at all. I stumbled out of my chair and began hobbling through the hallway and down the stairs. It was an awful thing. If anyone had seen me they would have laughed their yokov... I made it to the steps as my mom talked to her. She said, "oh, here he come." I explained to her that my leg was asleep. She then told Court. I began my decent and fell. Well, it was more of a stumble, I only landed on my butt, I didn't roll down it or break my neck. It was still sad though because then my mom said "ok, I'll tell him, bye." NOOOO!!! I was so close. She had to leave because there were going somewhere. She says she'll call me later. Thats good, I'll just wait by the phone all day. So thats my story and I am sad.

I haven't really done anything today, but have I ever. I was going to have Chris come over but he had to go to some foreign city and see his "girlfriend." So it's another evening at Court's house, alone. Heather, you can come over. Call me and we can talk. It could be fun.

I have to take my brother to baseball practice now. Have a good day.

Oh my Darlin', Courtney-tine

Welp, she's gone. For a week anyway. Off to Colorado with her family she is. I have no idea what I am going to do. Everyone can come to my house. We can't have too much fun though. Court made me promise. Don't worry Court, I won't have sex w/ anyone either.

I get to sleep in her bed all week. Why you ask? Because I am house sitting, that's why. She's got puppy doggies that I get to feed and walk and sleep with. Yahoo. She is so nice to me. She bought me food for my stays. She is just so sweet. I hope I don't eat it all at once in a binge of depression from missing her. It will be tough w/o her. I spend all of my time with her. I reckon I'll go out and see what the world has to offer. I'm sure its crap.

Chris, Court gave me permission to let you spend the night with me sometime at her house. Heather, I'm sure you can come too. You could tell your parents you are spending the night at Court's house. It wouldn't be a lie. We could stay up all night and play truth or dare or seven minutes in heaven. I call Chris. We'll find you a cute Catholic girl to kiss Heather. You silly lesbo. Maybe Sarah is available.

Gosh, I'm still tired. Perhaps I'll sleep.

Court if you get to read this at any point on your trip remember that I love you.

You kids have a nice while.

Broken Windows, Shattered Dreams, Mended Relationship

Everything was going good today. I finally got some sleep. Hurray. Little amounts of sleep over a long period of time is only fun for that period. It's kinda like drinking, with the hangover and all. I wouldn't know personally.

So I was just playing on my computer and it decided to freeze. I do not know why. It just does that sometimes. I simply restarted my computer.

FATAL ERROR! I HATE YOU AND WANT TO RUIN YOUR LIFE! IT WOULD BE EASY TO RECOVER FROM THIS BUT YOU KNOW HOW THINGS GO, REFORMAT HARD DRIVE TO CONTINUE!

Okay, well it didn't exactly say that but that's what I had to do. It was so gay. The gayest part is though, this wasn't the first time...Or the second, this was the seventh or eighth time I have had to reinstall windows. Maybe its me. Maybe its... Not going to try to spell it. But everything is okay now, that I remembered to install again at least. Whipee.

My dearly loved and innocent Vanessa Carlton is not as loved and innocent as I once thought her to be. I was examining a few website that pertain to her. She dropped some A-bombs (I don't take well to cussing), talked about longing for a nude beach to tan on, and mentioned some things about sex and her producer/boyfriend trying to get in her pants. Some things just hurt me. Little things that everyone else has accepted as alright. Grey area stuff. I don't know if its a gift or a curse. Why should I care if someone I will never meet says a few bad words? I don't know...

Court. My beloved Court. The past few days together have not been the best. There has been arguing. There has been silence. David almost cried. But today things were much better. Much much better. So don't worry everyone. We aren't going our separate ways. Keep waiting patiently Alex, Amy, Vanessa, Jessica, Heather, and Sarah, oh and Travis (thanks Court), your time will come. Did I forget anyone Court? Hehe, just kidding. But really though, I had a real nice time with her this evening. She is a great kid. Have a nice day.

43 hours

I have been with Chris for the past fourty-three hours. His parents left and so it's boy's week at the Swift resedence. I have been having lots of fun. I think we have played the super nintendo more than we have the Xbox or PS2. Is that silly or what? Chris and his friends are really nice. I had more fun spending the night here than I did spending the night at Nates house. WEEE. The keyboard I am typing on is weird. Its not natural... but oak express is... sorry, could't help it.

It has been weird being away from home for so long for no real reason. I imagine college will be slightly like this. Only, instead of video games I'll be studying, Chris won't be around, I won't have a stove, Girls won't be in the same room as me at night, there won't be a dog, I'll have more responsibilities, but other than that, I think it'd be about the same.

I wasn't very nice to Court or Heather the other day. I've been meaner before, but that doesn't make it okay. I don't know what happened. Guess I just went along with the everyone else. I forget that people can be hurt by what I say. Especially when I'm just joking. I guess thats my only flaw... yeah right... Anyway, I want them to know that I am sorry for what I have done and Chris and I are going to try to be better.

I just realized I haven't had a shower since Sunday morning and I haven't brush my teeth since then either. I realized this a few moments ago as i petted Chris' doggy. I am also hungry. I think I'll come home soon. I had a great time. Have a nice day.

Sunday School Tom

This is a little segment about one of my favorite people in the world. My Sunday School Teacher (or as my church calls it, Faith Family Leader) Tom. He is a great guy. I strive daily to be just like him. He is a computer programmer at Am-PAC, kinda like the guys in Office Space. I like that movie. He is very intelligent and very funny. More importantly though, he is Godly.

He is a very insightful person. He ties in quirky stories to go along with lessons. He refuses to do the lesson in its entirety from the book because the book does corny things. He often goes off on tangents that can actually be used in real life. I really like him.

He also likes to make fun of me. For some reason I like that? I guess it is because I always make fun of people and understand the humor in it and not the meanness. He got me a graduation card. It was unlike any of the others I received. It was one that he got for his son who graduated last year only he had marked out the note he made for his son and wrote one under it for me. The address on the envelope was also marked out and mine was put in its place. He also makes fun of my girlfriend even though he has never met her. He calls her skank and crackwhore. What kind of Sunday school teacher does that? Cool ones, that's who.

Unfortunately I am venturing to college and won't get to see him for a while. He is also contemplating quitting the Sunday school teacher job because he feels he is not as impacting on our lives as he would like to be. He feels that he is a lousy teacher and that someone better and smarter should take his spot. It's very sad to listen to him talk like that. Especially since it is not true. I am going to miss him. He was like having two straight dads and a mom, except he didn't live with me.

that's my story on Sunday School Tom. I hope it was slightly impactful on the inspirations of my life. Have a good day.